You've all being waiting for this, here comes the Matsumiya picspam!!

Matsumiya or NinoJun or JunNino or Ninomoto (I never saw that one, but it sounds interesting xD), a pairing made of Ninomiya Kazunari and Matsumoto Jun, is the bitchy pairing of Arashi. Bitchy as in "we love to laugh at everyone except ourselves and Riida". Because yes, Matsumiya are both in love with their Riida, and it shows. I know you guys are probably waiting for some awesome bitchy pictures where Nino and Jun tell each other to go to hell with their eyes, but no! They're actually quite cute and squishable on most pictures. Because even though Nino's favorite bitchy pray is Sho and Jun's favorite slap-in-the face pray is Aiba, they're quite docile with each other. ;_;

So, let's start this right away, because I know you're all dying to see the sexiness the babies of Arashi can provide.

Warning : Around 100 pictures behind the cut, like usual. Be warned, and happy. D:






As I make more and more picspams, I realised : I never really presented the subjects of my experiments. So, let's do just that today. *puts on white coat and glasses* 8Dv

First of, Mister Matsumoto Jun himself.



Matsumoto Jun, once auto-proclaimed "comedy leader" of Arashi, is what we call a DoS. A very sadistic man who loves himself a bit too much.



Matsumoto is known for his molusc-like dancing in concerts, and all the drama and movie roles he had. Domyouji, Momo, Bambino, that beard guy in The Last Princess... Yes, Jun is very masculine.



...Erm..



Anyway, he's sexy, that's all that matters. ♥


Now, Ninomiya Kazunari.



Nino is the brat of Arashi. He's a video game addict. He practises magic whenever he can. He just doesn't care most of the time. Seriously, I sometimes wonder why he's an idol.



... *brain freeze* So that's probably why...

The Neener, like the Jun, is known for his drama roles, and he was also the first JE idol to star in a Hollywood movie : Letters From Iwo Jima (that I deeply loved, honestly).

Together, they are the Matsumiya team. (Or Matsupi. xD Yay for D no Arashi's ADs.)



If Sakumiya had Aiba in common (see Sakumiya picspam), Matsumiya definitely have the Ohno Satoshi.



The Ohno Satoshi is a wild and mysterious creature, mostly known for his "I'm not there leave a message" facade. And doesn't that make him a beautiful pray for our snarky boys?



Look how Jun likes to molest him. If Jun is close to someone in Arashi, it's obviously Ohno. Check out this amazing Juntoshi picspam and you'll understand.

Ohmiya SK team is a legend. We all know them, and they don't really give us a choice.



They like to hug, to grope, to kiss, to sleep, and to eat. But this isn't an Ohmiya picspam, so let's get back to our main topic :



The team Matsupi.



The team Matsupi approves of themselves. (you even get their total-pleasure face in bonus. See, this picspam isn't for nothing! :Dv *tries to reassure herself at the same time xD*)

But when did Matsumoto and the Neen got to know each other, I hear you ask underneath the "OMG CUUUUUUUUTE" that you're all screaming because you're already looking at the next picture?



It was a long time ago, way before Arashi's debut. I'm tempted to say way before I was born, but heh, it was not that long ago.



They were put in that junior group called MAIN, along with chibi Aiba-chan, and a certain Ikuta Toma that isn't on the picture there, but since I'm a nice fangirl, do enjoy some Toma goodness while we're at it :



See what happened to him? He's all tromatized and rebel because of the three other twats. ;_;



This was during the time Jun was still an innocent, DoM young boy with a huge fanboy crush on Sho.



They were cute,



they were still innocent,



they were squishable,



hugable,



they were wearing strange clothes,



and Jun was always smiling, for some reason. He was just a very happy young boy, and we understand him. Try being around 4 other "not-yet-hot" boys all the time, you'll smile too.



See that big smile?



Young Jun is always a sight that makes me happy. ;_;

Anyway. After the emotional young days part, let's start on the real business. *heavy music that makes everyone jump*



Like I said earlier, Matsupi approves of Matsupi. (Oh, the obvious, I love you. <3) But why exactly? Usually, you'd think they would approve of Juntoshi and Ohmiya. ... Well, yeah, they approve of that too, but that isn't the main point of this picspam. (I should just do a OhnoxJunxNino picspam one day xD)

Matsupi approves of themselves because,



they're both emo,



they're the babies of Arashi,



they both look good in glasses,



and, well.. they just get along pretty well.

You want to see the love now, don't you? HERE COMES THE LOVE! *presses play, One Love starts*

Remember that infamous episode where Jun got soap bubbles right in his eye? Of course the Neen would take any opportunities to get some physical love from someone, Jun is not exception.





Completely putting his arm under Jun's jacket to be closer. Just take it off Neen, it's okay. 8Dv



And here's the famous Matsupi team in action! If you haven't seen the 2 or 3 episodes of D no Arashi where they "sell" things, you MUST. WATCH. IT. It's beautiful, and Jun proudly show us his gay side and it makes ME HAPPY. <3



Matsumiya is also about.. well... the sexy.



Gimme a chance, this is Arashi we're talking about. ¬¬



Of course they're good-looking.



... Ah well.



The famous Matsumiya scene of 2008 : as Jun takes Nino on the side to ask him if he really has to lift that nice woman THAT I LOVE VERY MUCH in his arms, and Nino, completely helpful, suggests that he may die from internal bleeding. That is the brat we're talking about, ladies and gentlemen.



And well, he does enjoy when MatsuJun is being bullied a little. Like we all do.



Can you see the brat trying to... I don't know what he's trying to do, but I'm pretty sure it's not helpful.



But it's okay, they love each other.

As good idols, they like to take pictures of each other.




And they exactly know what we wanna see. 8D

If I said they had Ohno in common earlier, they also have another friend in common.

This beautiful plastic mannequin. Let's call him Jake.




They both came to know Jake better during intense episodes of Arashi no Shukudai-kun. ♥ I wish to see Jake appear soon again. ;_;

Matsumiya, it's also all about the show they can give in concerts. We all have that famous MatsuJun solo in mind, where he nearly raped Nino and the guitar. At the same time.



And it's not like we really complain.



I mean... erm... yes? ;_;



Why do I have so many pictures of that?



Never saw this solo yet? Come and watch, my friends. It's worth it, just for the sake of Jun nearly putting his tongue in Nino's ear in his enjoyment. *nods*



And another one for the road. Now we have every single angles. xD



The concert also mean pretty costumes...



And other ones where we wonder if the stylists where on crack. ._. (Their cute lovey-dovey-gay moment is worth it though, no matter the costume.)



But, well... yeah, the costumes are ugly.



And then they're cute again in their not-so-gay outfits, but just a little to say I'm not completely straight either. You will never see a man wearing that kind of stuff in real life, let's be honest. Though they wear it quite good.



Matsumiya in concert, in the end, it's really cute.



And kind of hot.

Matsumiya on TV though, it's a total other thing.



It's when we clearly see how Jun is a whore for everything that moves.



And what doesn't move. (Hahaha, this amuses me way too much.)



On TV, they tend to... erm... show us their real, wild side?



It's okay, I don't mind.




No but really. Let's forget the "I may molest you up after the performance" stare MatsuJun is throwing at Neen, and see how the Neen is actually pretty cute there, with his "I don't wanna die" face. ;_;



They also tend to have the exact same facial expression from time to time.

And.. well, we love the TV because the TV brings us good crack.



<3 And we get to enjoy Jun's double chin. Which is as rare as polar bear in Florida.



And Nino is often embarassed, which is awesome. (AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO LOVES HIS EMBARASSED I-WANT-TO-DISAPPEAR LAUGH? DDD:)

But of course, the love shows a lot more in photoshoots. (and also because I don't have much screencaps to start with. xD)



See the love? Feel the love?



I feel it.



I really do. (Oh dear Lord, and after that you want me to stop having dirty thoughts? Please!)



Let's be serious, we're talking about Matsumiya photoshoots now, right?



So let's just enjoy the sexy for a little bit.



Pretty awesome, I know.



Yes, I know. ;_;



Doesn't the sheer love and sexy blinds you?



I hope not because then, you won't be able to enjoy those pretties anymore.



So very much pretty.



*sighs*



Ah well. May aswell put some crack now, before my brain explodes and my blood comes out of my ears.



I SAID CRACK!



Ah well, not crack, but MatsuJun's laugh always killed me.



... Oh dear.



Now isn't this the cutest thing you ever saw Matsumiya doing to each other? ;_;



Nah, that might be it.



Or this.



Or this.



Or this.



Or this.



Or this. But anyway, it's all about Jun being his DoS self and abusing of Nino a bit. 8D



In the end, our Nino will always be the bitchy one. ♥



So, what did we learn today?



Matsumiya is all about the sexy,



and more sexy without wanting to be sexy,



a little dose of bitchy,



a bit of Nino!Revenge (and Aiba looking damn fine, and it's not because I'm completely Aiba biased. ;_;),



some hidden!Ohno,



cute kids,



and big squishy hugs.



Have a nice day while Nino rapes all of you with his eyes,



and support the bitchy/snarky/cute love that is Matsumiya. :D



... snickers.

...

OH RIGHT.



I won't leave you like this, I have some videos for you to enjoy.



Both are "Jun is molesting Nino" in concert.



Watch them there and there. :D For the people who can't access VEOH, I'm really sorry, I don't know if those vids are on YouTube. ._. But... this kind of make me happy too, so please forgive me? ;_; EDIT: dunja483 noticed me of the YouTube link of those same vids... It's right here! . :DD

Now it's really the end. xD



I hope you enjoyed this picspam! 8D

This picspam is dedicated to booksandsarcasm, because it was her birthday recently and I couldn't wish it to her properly. ;_; HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR. ♥ And also to delta150, you are awesome, thank you for all the pictures. Thank you to everyone who helped me with this picspam, it was harder than excepted to find pictures of the both of them together. xD

OLDER PICSPAMS.

Solo :

Aiba Masaki (200 pictures in 2 parts)

Pairings :
(Alphabetical order)

Sakumiya (Sakurai Sho x Ninomiya Kazunari)
Sakumoto (Sakurai Sho x Matsumoto Jun)
Sakuraiba (Sakurai Sho x Aiba Masaki)
Yama Pair (Sakurai Sho x Ohno Satoshi)

Other :

Arashi Gone Wild! (Dorks and crack)
Arashi is a Close Group! (Fanservice and general love)
Arashi being chibis (Young and teenage pictures)

All the pictures in this picspam weren't scanned by me and I claim none of these as my own. Read my ressource post for more info.

Now I want to know : Would you be interested in a Sakurai Sho picspam for his birthday? I promise, it'll be full of hot and full of fail. xD Just tell me. ^^

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